How to Steal Food from the Supermarket
by: J. Andrew Anderson
How to Steal Food from the Supermarket
By J. Andrew Anderson
Publisher: Loompanics Unlimited
Number Of Pages: 63
Publication Date: 1992-12
ISBN-10 / ASIN: 1559500913
ISBN-13 / EAN: 9781559500913
Back Cover:
GIVE YOUR BUDGET A BOOST!
We live in a wonderful country, where we get to pay taxes for farm subsidies so that we can be overcharged for food at the store. A country where people starve outside stores that sell gourmet diet dog food. A country where we can publish a book that tells you how to steal food from the supermarket.
Written by a supermarket security guard, How to Steal Food from the Supermarket will teach you how to purloin some sirloin, how to snatch a batch of cookies, how to poach eggs. Here's the real skinny on getting fat:
• Using coupons for stuff you didn't buy
• Do-it-yourself markdowns
• Dressing for shoplifting success
• Switching bar codes
• Scamming the Scanner
• Nest-building and other shoplifting techniques
• How to find out if the store uses plainclothes guards
• How to tell if mirrors are two-way
• What to do if you're caught
• And much more!
Did you know that most supermarket security cameras are fake? Do you know the one mistake that trips up most shoplifters? Do you know the one item you should always carry with you when shoplifting?
You'll find the answers to these questions, and dozens of other clever ideas, inside this amazing little manual.
Get your copy today.
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Reviews:
Summary: Stuff your pants, then stuff your face.
Rating: 4
Did you see or read *Les Miserables* and want to be like Jean Valjean, running for 30 years from a cunning detective all because you were hungry and stole a loaf of bread? Me neither!
If he'd had this book, he'd have been eating in the lap of luxury (well, I mean *sitting* in the lap of luxury *whilst* eating). All the free canned sardines a vagrant could want. He'd be using coupons for products he didn't buy. He'd know how to dress for shoplifting success (they don't teach that on Queer Eye). He'd also know all the crucial rationalizations to justify why it's OK to do all this--all in the convenience of a portable 63 page book. Oh sweet mystery of life...at last!
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